Buggering Up Our Lives, Guys
Buggering Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. here We procrastinate. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're clueless.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“This One's About Getting It On"
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No space for pussies here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every fiber of the ride.
- Dump that lame stuff you’ve been doing.
- Here's where the real excitement is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, screaming night.
You're not demanding. We’re just offering you the truth.
Guys: Bro Fuck This chick Fucking Now
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Release. Don't Delay around with BS, just Make love to me already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Show me what you got.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Seriously! These Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- I Really Need To Get a Restraining Order.
- Seriously| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Honestly, I just want to Go About My Day in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Let's Fire this Fucking Wild
Tonight, we're gonna make it rain. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta raise hell and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will keep us moving.
We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.